So yesterday I applied for a majority of my tags in Colorado. $97, not bad. When checking out I get the notification that @USPS is taking up to 20 days to deliver them. Ok, wtf. Expedited shipping is for 2-3 days. The charge? $40+ What in the actual eff?! It's. Paper.

I will say that @Cabelas marketing gets it. Looks like a whole lot of protein 💪

Cabela's didn't have any ammo, but they did have @girlscouts cookies, so I'll call it a win. 🤷‍♂️